also, while we are on the subject, she likes a band that Nate Ruess is in, one of my favorites, so let’s give it up for the epic that is aptly named the song, Some Nights.
I had a dream. Or perhaps what I would wish to be a dream of someone who can Understand me. Who could like the things I like, who could shape me, who could be (with) me. And although I never believed this circumstance to be a reality, it seems that, indeed, it could be. I found her, man. I did. And would she accept me? No, I found her in the most unacceptably, unsocial way, and that’s fine in only the sense that I found her to begin with. She’s what I think as perfect. A mirage of the mind? Probably. But who the fuck knows? Nobody. She’s a friend of a friend to be sure, and that is no good. For, really, how would I seem but ostenisbly desperate? And for that mere fact, I can’t impose, and/or talk to said girl. But since no one reads this dear, truthful blog, her name is Kat. And while I can’t quite understand my understated infatuation, I can for certain say that I’ve felt this feeling unprecedentedly before. Anyone whose hero is Liz Lemon is a friend of mine.
Weird dream, eh?
Guys, it’s my birthday on October 31 (seriously, it’s on Halloween you f*ckers). I give you all GIFs often, but you know what’s one GIFT you can get me? (…) Help Grace Helbig win the King of the Web contest. I mean, part of my name is king and Grace is running for a King of the Web contest that ends on my birthday. Coincidence? No, but maybe. Nope. Make it happen.
NO lead in that competition is secure, so make sure you vote DailyGrace for King of the Web and get all f*ckers you know to do the same EVERYDAY.
[This is mostly just a redo video. It should be the complete “What’s Up F*ckers?” collection, in HD, to provide closure (no more complaining, guys, come on). Thanks to the always helpful lunferd for providing me with the 1080p version of the April 1st vlog when I couldn’t obtain it otherwise.]
THIS KID IS A PEACH





